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BREAKING: Meme coin investor discovers 'HODL' was just a typo all alongEXCLUSIVE: Whale spotted moving billions to wallet labeled 'definitely-not-an-exchange.eth'DEVELOPING: Community votes to rebrand after realizing nobody can pronounce token nameALERT: Token price up 420% after influencer accidentally tweets ticker symbolURGENT: Developer admits whitepaper was written by ChatGPT during lunch breakBREAKING: Meme coin investor discovers 'HODL' was just a typo all alongEXCLUSIVE: Whale spotted moving billions to wallet labeled 'definitely-not-an-exchange.eth'DEVELOPING: Community votes to rebrand after realizing nobody can pronounce token nameALERT: Token price up 420% after influencer accidentally tweets ticker symbolURGENT: Developer admits whitepaper was written by ChatGPT during lunch break
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Scientists Confirm Based Snek Now Official Spirit Animal of Web3

In a groundbreaking peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Extremely Online Research, scientists have unanimously declared Based Snek as the official spirit animal of Web3. "The data is irrefutable," stated lead researcher Dr. Degen McCharts. "No other creature embodies the perfect combination of slithering through bear markets and basking in the sun during bull runs."

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Based All Might

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